My, also laughable, picks:

AL East: Yankees, because we’re the best

AL Central: I’ll go Twinkies, not because of Mauer but because nobody’s clearly beter in that horrible division.

AL West: Texas, same reason as you

Wild Card: Hmmm…Red Sox OUT, Seattle in. They could end up having a really good pitching Felix if Felix does even better than the mind-blowingly good he did this season. I think they’ll improve their offense this offseason too. And the Red Sox offesne is only going to get worse, unless a big deal is made.

Nl East: Sorry, Phillies. Lee is too good, and I expect Hamels to have an above average year.

NL Central: Brewers, Carpenter will falter big and Wainwright won’t be quite as good

NL West: SanFran Giants. That pitching staff has the potential to be mind-bogglingly awesome.

Wild Card: I want to say Pittsburgh Pirates…but alas, not yet Pittsburgh fans. Colorado Rockies, the second half of last year they were better than the Dodgers. Start just a tad better and they win that division.

ALDS: Yanks over Texs, Twins over Seattle

ALCS: Yanks over Twins

NLDS: SanFran over Philly
Colorado over Brewers

NLCS: Colorado over SanFran

World Series: Yanks over Colorado

AL MVP: Josh Hamilton, carries Texas

NL MVP: Chase Utley, carries Philly

AL Cy Young: CC Sabathia (BOOOOM)

NL Cy Young: Josh Johnson

It might be boring to keep picking him, but at this point the NL MVP has to be considered to be Pujols’ award to lose.

Couple points–

1st) The entire point here is that these predictions aren’t serious. Take ‘em with a grain of salt.

That said, Howard is a major concern–his strike out rates keep going up and while Hamels and Lee are good, the rest of the rotation’s a bit of a problem.

I’m a big fan of the Rangers’ system and I like the pieces they have more than the Angles, injuries notwithstanding, and the Angels just lost Figgins.

At any rate, we’ll know a lot more this time next month =)

If the Yankees would win and it would involve no Mariano Rivera blown saves because they make my heart hurt, I would be very, very, very pleased to see another epic, 7-game war, Yankees-Red Sox ALCS.

I really like these predictions (especially the Yankees winning the WS!), but I just have a few quibbles. First, I can’t see anyone but the Angels winning the AL West right now. Texas was hounded by injuries but I don’t think they would have pulled it out anyway. Though, if Lackey leaves the Angels… hmm.

Also…
“Wild Card: San Francisco Giants. Pitching’s too good.”
Offense’s (way) too bad. I can’t see Philly missing the postseason as long as Utley, Howard, etc. are in their primes, and now they have a genuine ace in Lee. If Hamels and Lidge bounce back (HUGE ifs), they are terrifying. If not, well, they’ll be close to the 2009 version of themselves, which was pret-tay darn good.